Smoking high-quality, sweet-scented marijuana has the effect of making my eyelids droop. The squinted appearance of my eyes makes me resemble a non-descript person of East Asian descent.
My henchman will pursue you relentlessly and will wait for you all night long if necessary. Once they find you, a bullet to your cerebral cortex will splatter grey matter on your clothing.
I am dedicated to being genuine, without exception - 100% of the time. I am not pretentious nor do I put up a facade because, frankly, that would serve no purpose.
In the context of the song this means: "I ignore those wishing to befriend me [now that I'm famous]." Teste refers to testicle. To be left hanging is to desire contact but have it denied. Taking a left is avoidance.
Dirty money refers to income garnered by illicit means (e.g. drugs, prostitution). A common metaphor for engaging in immoral deeds in general is "to have dirty hands." Sanitizing thus refers to either money laundering or avoiding criminal liability.
This is a reference to the sitcom "Friends" and names the three main male characters on the show. In the context of the song being relegated to this fate of watching a defunct, yuppie-oriented, caucasian program serves to illustrate a pathetic existence
A play on words. "Dirty Money" can mean money used in exchange for narcotics, but when you deal with a lot of money your hands will get dirty from residue and dirt from its past owners.